Okay we had a gay kiss, a gay vampire, alcohol ads, suicidal netherlands, hipsters, religious criticism, another gay kiss, a burlesque show, drag queen jokes…
Another normal year at the Eurovision Song Contest.
I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs”
i find it hilarious that it worked
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
That’s an accurate summary, yes.
And the “that escalated quickly” award goes to Romania
in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
(Source: robbertbaratheon)
